You know how some times you go to the opticians to pick out some glasses but the assistant is sick so you take them to A&E, and then you’ve got time to fill while you wait for them so you go to check out a classic car auction and then accidentally meet your future car and have to bid on it from the sofa the next day whilst watching the live auction on YouTube with your boyfriend, and then he says ‘hang on, is that you?’ when he realises you’re looking shifty and muttering ‘no it’s mine now, mine,’ under your breath? Well, that happened to me too.
